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Old 02-17-2011, 07:25 PM
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Should I send a thank you note to Arthur Andersen? Oh, wait..
Nah, just send it to New Delhi.
More and more US tax returns are being shipped to India to be prepared each year!

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Old 02-17-2011, 07:51 PM
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Nah, just send it to New Delhi.
More and more US tax returns are being shipped to India to be prepared each year!
That might be good. They will see how much Americans earn and question why they are getting $10 a day. Upward wage pressure on their part can only help us.
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Old 02-17-2011, 07:58 PM
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Booze expenses?
Hey Swamp,
The local farm supply place near here sells booze. They always give a receipt, they call it 'drench', there must be a lot of drunk cattle & sheep around here!!
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Old 02-17-2011, 08:02 PM
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Hey Swamp,
The local farm supply place near here sells booze. They always give a receipt, they call it 'drench', there must be a lot of drunk cattle & sheep around here!!
Hmmmm...maybe I should get into the Austrailian root drench/liquid fertilizer import business...
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Old 02-17-2011, 09:32 PM
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D'oh! My bad. What's an extraneous 0 here and there?

Still, probably closer to that than his arsenal expenses.
I'm in the wrong line of work to deduct that stuff!
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Old 02-17-2011, 09:33 PM
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Lemme see now:

Back income taxes Ka-ching
Interest Ka-ching
Late payment penalties (25% of bal. due) Ka-ching
Accuracy related penlties (20% of tax due) Ka-ching
and lastly
New penalty 25% of highest account balance penalty KKAAAAAA-CCHHHHIIIIINNGGG!

Whoaa Nellie !!!

The good news is, I suppose, they get to keep their sorry azzes out of jail.

Screw that, if I had enough in offshore accounts I'd just wait for them to catch up to me than leave the country when they did.

How do you think they find those Rolls Royce abandon in airport parking lots?
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Old 02-18-2011, 02:41 AM
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My littlest sister asked me to check over her 1040-EZ for her a couple years back...

That's right...1040-EZ.

She didn't make that much, but for some unknown reason, she was getting ready to WRITE THEM A CHECK FOR $2XX.XX (I don't remember the exact dollar/cents amount...I just remember it was, definately, over $200.00).

I went over her form just once and she ended up with the IRS giving her $90.00 back...and I double-checked my math to be sure.

The point?

The year before, she wrote a check for something around $150.00. But she couldn't find her paperwork so I couldn't help her staighten that mistake out.

I told her that she should be able to go down to the local IRS office and they would be able to supply her with the older forms and the dollar amounts they had from her the year before and that she should be able to re-file an amended return.

Never followed up with her to see if she did it or not...my bad.

Point?

If I could find that kind of cash, the people doing the original forms themselves are NOT the most sharpest crayons in the box.

And then, some folks, like my sister, just don't have the aptitude for numbers and lawyer-ese when it comes to tax forms and the like.
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Old 02-18-2011, 08:58 AM
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Screw that, if I had enough in offshore accounts I'd just wait for them to catch up to me than leave the country when they did.

How do you think they find those Rolls Royce abandon in airport parking lots?
How much is your freedom worth? Criminal prosecution is worse financially, and then there's jail time too, Mr. fresh meat!
Maybe you could bunk with Bernie Madoff!
Or if you skip, maybe you have presidential pull like Marc Rich to buy a pardon.
Think Roman Polanski.
Fwiw I saw a headline recently that said something like 2,000 people had renounced their US Citizenship last year.



WASHINGTON – Jack Barouh of Golden Beach, Fla., pleaded guilty today to filing a false tax return, the Justice Department and Internal Revenue Service (IRS) announced. Sentencing has been set for April 16, 2010, before U.S. District Judge Adalberto Jordan in Miami. The defendant remains free on a $1 million bail pending sentencing. He faces a maximum sentence of three years in prison.

According to court documents and statements made in court, Barouh admitted to filing a false tax return for 2007 in which he failed to report that he had an interest in or a signature authority over financial accounts at UBS AG, one of Switzerland's largest bank. He also failed to report income earned on his UBS Swiss bank accounts. The UBS accounts were opened in the names of Domilou S.A., a nominee Panamanian corporation, and Similen Investments Limited, a nominee British Virgin Island corporation. For years 2002 through 2007, the tax loss associated with the Domilou and Similen accounts at UBS is approximately $736,269.
In addition to the Domilou and Similen accounts, the defendant owned and controlled several additional offshore bank accounts located at banks other than UBS, including accounts in Switzerland and Hong Kong.
http://www.justice.gov/tax/txdv10123.htm


He got 10 months, so I guess he's about to be sprung.

http://www.businessweek.com/news/2010-04-23/ex-watchmaker-barouh-gets-10-months-in-ubs-tax-case-update1-.html
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It's not how much you get back at tax time that matters. You pay the same amount regardless. Either you have it taken out each paycheck and get something back or have a bigger paycheck each time and pay in during tax time.
I understand that. But I'm happy to have a lump I can use once a year rather than a small amount I hardly notice every month. Psychological rather than real I know but I'm happy to keep it that way. Getting a small amount back each year rather than having to pay in more is a better situation to be in in my opinion.

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Old 02-18-2011, 09:57 AM
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I understand that. But I'm happy to have a lump I can use once a year rather than a small amount I hardly notice every month. Psychological rather than real I know but I'm happy to keep it that way. Getting a small amount back each year rather than having to pay in more is a better situation to be in in my opinion.

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I don't go for the psychological crap. Here is how I look at it. IF you get a refund, the govt said "Here is the PRINCIPAL for the loan back. NO INTEREST." I have to ask "Why am I giving you an INTEREST FREE LOAN?". If I took that money and put it in a savings account, I may get $20 of interest and that is that but it is a damn sight more than I would get giving you an INTEREST FREE LOAN."
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Old 02-18-2011, 05:09 PM
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My goal is always to owe as much as possible without having any interest or penalties due. hold onto your money as long as possible.
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Old 02-18-2011, 05:52 PM
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Has anyone ever compared their personal federal income tax results with TurboTax or TaxCut with a preparation pro, like an accountant?

We had a tricky year last year; selling a house, moving to another state, renting, mid year conversion from salary to independent contractor, relocation costs, setting up a home office and more. We were surprised to see that TurboTax was able to handle all the issues, although it did require buying the software tables for the second state, since the program only provides for one free state.
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Old 02-18-2011, 08:04 PM
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Has anyone ever compared their personal federal income tax results with TurboTax or TaxCut with a preparation pro, like a Certified Public Accountant?

We had a tricky year last year; selling a house, moving to another state, renting, mid year conversion from salary to independent contractor, relocation costs, setting up a home office and more. We were surprised to see that TurboTax was able to handle all the issues, although it did require buying the software tables for the second state, since the program only provides for one free state.
Fixed it for ya.

I got a call today from a guy to help him with setting up a rental property he and his wife bought with his sister as tenants in common. He uses turbo tax and has done all but the seashore rental stuff. So, I told him to send me the TT draft, copies of his own docs, last years return and the rental info and I would prepare his return for filing. So I will get a fresh look at TT.

Occasionally I get calls from people who use TT and have hit snags or have unusual one time issues they need help with. So I look it over or do the return for the year in question.

Generally, I find TT to be up to the task. I have never used it as a software tool, so I can't comment on ease of use or its design for efficiency.

I suggest the IRS' free file portal to folks. Pick your software company, including TurboTax! For the simplest returns, a good option to buying a new program every year. No data storage though.

http://apps.irs.gov/app/freeFile/jsp/index.jsp?ck

Questions for you MTI. Does TT home installed software interface online with IRS publications or other research providers like BNA? Or is there built in "research" ability? Is the preparation done online or is the only online function efiling the returns?

fwiw, we use CCH prosystems for everything... ALL tax returns, research, and time & billing.
http://tax.cchgroup.com/Tax/default.htm
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Old 02-19-2011, 10:24 AM
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Yes, TT does interface with the IRS online publications; it provides the specific link for further information. Of course, the IRS publications can be fairly incomprehensible at times.
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Yes, TT does interface with the IRS online publications; it provides the specific link for further information. Of course, the IRS publications can be fairly incomprehensible at times.
The heck you say!

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