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Old 07-05-2011, 03:32 PM
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Hey, It's Not the Length of Your Fingers, It's What You Do With Them

Ratio of Finger Lengths Indicative of Penis Size

But now a team of Korean researchers has produced what may be a more reliable guide: the ratio of the length of his index finger to that of his ring finger. The lower that ratio, the longer the penis may be, the researchers wrote Monday in the Asian Journal of Andrology.


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Old 07-05-2011, 03:57 PM
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Ratio of Finger Lengths Indicative of Penis Size

But now a team of Korean researchers has produced what may be a more reliable guide: the ratio of the length of his index finger to that of his ring finger. The lower that ratio, the longer the penis may be, the researchers wrote Monday in the Asian Journal of Andrology.


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Great, now I have to buy oversized gloves, too...
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Old 07-05-2011, 09:27 PM
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Some researchers have too much time on their hands !!
Next they will be saying that eye color is related to it as well.
For those that believe this stuff, I have some nice pieces of real estate on the moon that I would be happy to sell them.
Maybe these guys were just a little too close to the Japanese nuclear meltdown.
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Old 07-06-2011, 08:39 AM
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a good rule of thumb is there are no good rules of thumb, or fingers I guess
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Old 07-06-2011, 08:52 AM
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Some researchers have too much time on their hands !!
Next they will be saying that eye color is related to it as well.
For those that believe this stuff, I have some nice pieces of real estate on the moon that I would be happy to sell them.
Maybe these guys were just a little too close to the Japanese nuclear meltdown.
You've got tiny hands, huh?
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Why is length an issue? Most of the nerves are within 2 inches of the vaginal barrel. Even if you have 12 inches, most of the nerves you stimulate are still within 2 inches.

OTOH, if you have the width of a sewer pipe, you are stretching the canal out more and have more surface area to stimulate nerves.

I'd be happier if I have a 3 in penis with the width of a super-sized McDonald's cup at the rim than with a thin 12 in penis.
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Why is length an issue? Most of the nerves are within 2 inches of the vaginal barrel. Even if you have 12 inches, most of the nerves you stimulate are still within 2 inches.

OTOH, if you have the width of a sewer pipe, you are stretching the canal out more and have more surface area to stimulate nerves.

I'd be happier if I have a 3 in penis with the width of a super-sized McDonald's cup at the rim than with a thin 12 in penis.
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You've got tiny hands, huh?
HAHA !!

I can never get gloves big enough to fit !!

They never let me preg test heifers !! R Leo will know what I mean !!

Maybe they also found those with soft skin ~ soft ####!!
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HAHA !!

I can never get gloves big enough to fit !!

They never let me preg test heifers !! R Leo will know what I mean !!

Maybe they also found those with soft skin ~ soft ####!!
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For a second I thought this was tied in with the Rule of Thumb thread.
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I can hang from a tree limb just using my middle finger.
Vaginal nerve endings don't care. If I could do fat injections from my belly to my penis and make it thicker than a sewer pipe, I'd be set.
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There's a lot of chatter over the age old sex debate, to spit or swallow, but when it comes to decisions, this is an easy one. If you love your partner and can muster up enough strength to take one for the team, take one for the team. Not only do guys love it when women swallow -- something about the whole completion thing -- but there are actually measurable benefits to swallowing, too.

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Ratio of Finger Lengths Indicative of Penis Size

But now a team of Korean researchers has produced what may be a more reliable guide: the ratio of the length of his index finger to that of his ring finger. The lower that ratio, the longer the penis may be, the researchers wrote Monday in the Asian Journal of Andrology.


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