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Ever poop so much your pants fit better?
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hum..... 1987 300TD 311,000M Stolen. Presumed destroyed |
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Ever walked out in the backyard barefoot on a warm summer morning, sleepy, and stepped on a fresh steaming dog doo that squished up between your toes?
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You're a daisy if you do. __________________________________ 84 Euro 240D 4spd. 220.5k sold ![]() 04 Honda Element AWD 1985 F150 XLT 4x4, 351W with 270k miles, hay hauler 1997 Suzuki Sidekick 4x4 1993 Toyota 4wd Pickup 226K and counting |
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Ever noticed how when you vomit scrambled eggs they look just like they did before you ate them?
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You're a daisy if you do. __________________________________ 84 Euro 240D 4spd. 220.5k sold ![]() 04 Honda Element AWD 1985 F150 XLT 4x4, 351W with 270k miles, hay hauler 1997 Suzuki Sidekick 4x4 1993 Toyota 4wd Pickup 226K and counting |
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For the Saved, this world is the worst it will ever get. For the unSaved, this world is the best it will ever get. |
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Ever get dragged through the "spring-barnyard-manure-swamp" by nothing more than a piece of binder-twine that's being used as a halter for a pony?
(I hate horses that take short-cuts...)
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. ![]() . M. G. Burg'10 - Dakota SXT - Daily Ride / ≈ 172.5K .'76 - 450SLC - 107.024.12 / < .89.20 K ..'77 - 280E - 123.033.12 / > 128.20 K ...'67 - El Camino - 283ci / > 207.00 K ....'75 - Yamaha - 650XS / < 21.00 K .....'87 - G20 Sportvan / > 206.00 K ......'85 - 4WINNS 160 I.O. / 140hp .......'74 - Honda CT70 / Real 125 . “I didn’t really say everything I said.” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ~ Yogi Berra ~ |
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Ever get so wasted and puke and the beer was still cold? --- I have
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1987 300SDL "Rudolf" 239k 8/10 Gone but not forgotten -1980 F250 4X4 351C Snowplow "The Beast" -1976 Caddy Eldo Convertible, in triple red. "Red headed Slut" -2002 Honda Accord EX-V6 loaded 107k, My first brand new car! *IM A HORRIBLE SPELLER* |
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yeah, then drink it again
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'07 Yukon 2500 '13 Subaru Outback 3.6R '13 Orbea Carpe 9-speed Currently Benzless Formerly: 300TD, S600, E55, 560SEL ---= The forest breathes, listen. -Native American elder |
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Or was it "Im not sick but the guy before you was"
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Grumpy Old Diesel Owners Club group I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort.... ![]() 1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket. 1980 300D now parts car 800k miles 1984 300D 500k miles 1987 250td 160k miles English import ![]() 2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles ![]() 1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo. 1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion. Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving |
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For the Saved, this world is the worst it will ever get. For the unSaved, this world is the best it will ever get. |
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