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Old 07-17-2011, 07:46 PM
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How come Jesus doesn't appear on Macy's receipts?
He does on mine. You must be a heathen.

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Old 07-17-2011, 08:45 PM
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He does on mine. You must be a heathen.
Ba ha ha ha ha ha.
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Old 07-17-2011, 10:21 PM
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Aside from whether you believe the whole Jesus thing or not. Walmart? He's going to show up on a Walmart receipt? Are you freaking kidding me?
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Old 07-17-2011, 10:38 PM
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Aside from whether you believe the whole Jesus thing or not. Walmart? He's going to show up on a Walmart receipt? Are you freaking kidding me?
I can see your point man.
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Old 07-18-2011, 12:22 AM
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That bubba and his wife will be taking "donations" from all the other rubes who'll line up to see their receipt for pampers and Cheez Whiz, then they'll put the thing on Ebay and sell it to yet another DB. It's the American Way.
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Old 07-18-2011, 12:33 AM
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How come Jesus doesn't appear on Macy's receipts?

thats funny.

I guess everyone is unfamiliar with the difference between the Old and New Testament.
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Old 07-18-2011, 01:26 AM
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I have been thinking about this because the image on the receipt looks very distinct verses some of the other stuff I have seen that looks like those inkblot tests.

Anyway. The paper is thermal right? So what happens if I take an actual black and white picture of jesus and put it out in the sun for a bit. The black will get pretty hot (at least here in TX it will. The white part of the picture will stay cooler right? So then I put the thermal paper on the picture and press down. Do you think that could produce the picture?

Or, I take that same picture and cut out the white part of the photo, heat up the remaining black and press. the only heat contact would be from the black part of the photo and voila, a miracle?

The whole think smells funny to me. I'm not religious at all but Jesus at Wally world? You have got to be kidding me.
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Old 07-18-2011, 01:37 AM
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The whole think smells funny to me. I'm not religious at all but Jesus at Wally world? You have got to be kidding me.
Probably in the hardware section, specializing in carpentry.

Could also get you a heck of a deal on fishing equipment in sporting goods as well.
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thats funny.

I guess everyone is unfamiliar with the difference between the Old and New Testament.

and that means what?
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Old 07-18-2011, 02:25 AM
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Macy's is owned by Persons of Jewish descent. I believe Wal-mart is not.
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Old 07-18-2011, 04:49 AM
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Yeah, that's what I thought. Those folks would have no idea who he was.
Oh but they will. Soon he will infect their dreams, whispering commands in their ears that they will be helpless to disobey. They will be the left and right hand of his return to power. The world is laid out for him. Muwha-ha-ha-ha

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