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Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from her husband of two months, it has been confirmed.
The 31-year-old reality TV star married 26-year-old basketball player Kris Humphries on 20 August in California, in a wedding that reportedly cost around $10m.
However it has now been reported that she filed for divorce on the morning of 31 October, just 72 days after she tied the knot with the NBA star.
The news first broke on website TMZ, claiming that she was going to cite "irreconcilable differences in her filing".
The news was confirmed on Twitter by Ryan Seacrest, the producer of the show that made her famous, Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
"Yes @kimkardashian is filing for divorce this morning. I touched base with her, getting a statement in just a few mins," he tweeted.
Earlier this month there had been reports that Kim and Kris' marriage was in trouble, but the announcement of a divorce has still come as a shock to the showbiz world. Various sources had claimed they were not getting along and that married life was proving difficult for the couple.
The couple had married after a whirlwind romance: they had only been dating since November 2010.


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Cool...I need to give her a call so we can go out on a date. My wife said that if Kim were to give it up to me, she'd be ok with that...

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$10MM down the drain. I imagine their egos are both pretty big and typically that does not work out very well. I could probably tolerate being around her for no longer than about 30 minutes.

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It wouldn't take me half that time...

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LOL - it is an age related thing.

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Jim

Personally, I'm sick of seeing her mug every time I log on to some news page!

I fully expect to one day see a caption under her picture "Kim Takes a Dump!"

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2016 Mustang (32K) - Daughter's car

I'm guessing the stench of perfume would be pretty hard to take as well.

Poor lady, what could go wrong, a life lived in front of TV cameras?

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2 months seems about right for two vapid narcissistic cretins to finally realize they are married to another vapid narcissistic cretin.

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You give these moronic types more $$$ than they know what to do with & their true personality shows. She will end up back where she came from. Its all part of the 5 minutes of fame they dream of.

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I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort....

1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles
1987 250td 160k miles English import
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles
1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo.
1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion.
Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving

I prefer to think of him as the Generation Y Mike Tyson and her as his Robin Givens...

Why does anybody care?

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There you go.

They paid 10 million for their 15 minutes.

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Jim

And these are the people who need a tax cut?

Shame it didn't end like Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen. Divorce is so ... boring and respectable.

My turn to tap that ass.

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