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New Breeding Program for Moderate Republicans
It's REAL, The Onion is a well know unbiased news source, oft quoted here.
"Last week we shot Gov. Mitch Daniels with a tranquilizer dart from a blind we'd set up near the Indiana Capitol, and we plan on mating him very soon with a senator we trapped up in Maine," said IPPM reproductive expert Gabriel Burke, adding that forced breeding of centrist Republicans in captivity is a humane, carefully regulated procedure designed to simulate mating in the wild. "While captive specimens tend to be wary around each other at first, once they sense they're both opponents of labor unions yet also willing to make tough compromises on collective bargaining rights, the sexual ritual begins almost instantly." Preserving the species: New Breeding Program Aimed At Keeping Moderate Republicans From Going Extinct | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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i'm afraid it may be too late. Moderate Republicans have accepted the morality of contraception for too long. They have been outbred.
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Must not feed the troll
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