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Um, oops!
In case you didn't hear the joke from Zimmerman's attorney, there's a reason it won't be in the joke thread.
It went over like a lead balloon... George Zimmerman Defense Attorney Tasteless "Knock Knock" Joke | YouTube Given the profile of this case, the money paid to experts (and jury selection experts) and what all is at stake, I'm still surprised the guy tried that. DOH! |
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Knock, knock - After a few years of serving his impending sentence, your client will be able to look up his own butthole and see the sky...
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I'm speechless.
After a long preamble, he gives the joke, (in a shaky and somewhat unsure voice): "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" "George Zimmerman." "George Zimmerman who?" "Okay, you're on the jury."
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That attorney has poor judgment.....and poor taste in humor.
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All right, I got my speech back. Fire the attorney.
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"Senior Luna, your sense of humor is still loco... but we love it, anyway." -rickymay ____ "Your sense of humor is still loco... " -MBeige ____ "Señor Luna, your sense of humor is quite järjetön" -Delibes 1982 300SD -- 211k, Texas car, tranny issues ____ 1979 240D 4-speed 234k -- turbo and tuned IP, third world taxi hot rod 2 Samuel 12:13: "David said to Nathan, “I have sinned against the Lord.” And Nathan said to David, “The Lord also has put away your sin; you shall not die." |
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