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Old 06-25-2013, 05:57 PM
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Um, oops!

In case you didn't hear the joke from Zimmerman's attorney, there's a reason it won't be in the joke thread.

It went over like a lead balloon...

George Zimmerman Defense Attorney Tasteless "Knock Knock" Joke | YouTube

Given the profile of this case, the money paid to experts (and jury selection experts) and what all is at stake, I'm still surprised the guy tried that. DOH!
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Old 06-25-2013, 07:08 PM
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Knock, knock - After a few years of serving his impending sentence, your client will be able to look up his own butthole and see the sky...
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Old 06-26-2013, 06:26 AM
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I'm speechless.

After a long preamble, he gives the joke, (in a shaky and somewhat unsure voice):

"Knock Knock!"
"Who's there?"
"George Zimmerman."
"George Zimmerman who?"
"Okay, you're on the jury."
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Old 06-26-2013, 06:28 AM
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That attorney has poor judgment.....and poor taste in humor.
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Old 06-26-2013, 09:33 AM
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All right, I got my speech back. Fire the attorney.
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