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Old 07-02-2013, 01:33 PM
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Some things you just can't unsee.....

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25 bike cops catch pair having sex in park
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Old 07-02-2013, 02:08 PM
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MAN! That guy was REALLY horny!
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Old 07-02-2013, 02:56 PM
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Chitwood said he didn't know if the two were dating but he said police don't suspect prostitution.
Geez, I guess not. I mean really, who would pay to be with either of them?

And yes, it's uncharitable of me to say so, but really, as to his partner, there isn't enough viagra in the world...
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Old 07-03-2013, 10:26 AM
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I heard a noise over the fence once and looked. Big mistake!! There was a LARGE woman, panties around her ankles, squatted down with a FULL DOUBLE MOON facing my way, & that yellow stream,,,, I think I'm skipping breakfast today. Maybe lunch, too
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Old 07-03-2013, 10:33 AM
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Go big or go home??

I imagine it's like riding a moped...both are fun to ride until you're friends see you.
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Old 07-03-2013, 11:10 AM
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At least they have proof that they got some...
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Old 07-03-2013, 11:13 AM
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Just close your eyes real tight and think of Kate Upton...
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Old 07-03-2013, 12:30 PM
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Yikes! I think I'd rather go gay............
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Old 07-03-2013, 01:01 PM
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Old 07-03-2013, 01:03 PM
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Reminds me of a horrible old joke: what do pizza and ***** (rhymes with wussy) have in common?

When it's good, it's really good, and when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

I'm not sure this one is covered by that however.
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Old 07-03-2013, 02:29 PM
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He must have been attracted to her really good personality!
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Old 07-03-2013, 02:32 PM
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He must have been attracted to her really good personality!
I think she bathed in bacon grease...
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Old 07-03-2013, 05:04 PM
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He probably thought he was having a threesome but was just drunk and seeing double. She's just taking all comers.
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Old 07-03-2013, 05:25 PM
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Reminds me of a horrible old joke: what do pizza and ***** (rhymes with wussy) have in common?

When it's good, it's really good, and when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

I'm not sure this one is covered by that however.
Here's what this situation does not have in common with the joke above - there is no way that her kitty smelled anything like a pizza fresh out of the oven...
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Old 07-03-2013, 08:45 PM
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Here's what this situation does not have in common with the joke above - there is no way that her kitty smelled anything like a pizza fresh out of the oven...
That is the best thing you have ever said
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