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Some things you just can't unsee.....
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MAN! That guy was REALLY horny!
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And yes, it's uncharitable of me to say so, but really, as to his partner, there isn't enough viagra in the world... |
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I heard a noise over the fence once and looked. Big mistake!! There was a LARGE woman, panties around her ankles, squatted down with a FULL DOUBLE MOON facing my way, & that yellow stream,,,, I think I'm skipping breakfast today. Maybe lunch, too
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Go big or go home??
I imagine it's like riding a moped...both are fun to ride until you're friends see you.
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At least they have proof that they got some... |
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Just close your eyes real tight and think of Kate Upton...
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Yikes! I think I'd rather go gay............
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Reminds me of a horrible old joke: what do pizza and ***** (rhymes with wussy) have in common?
When it's good, it's really good, and when it's bad, it's still pretty good. I'm not sure this one is covered by that however.
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He must have been attracted to her really good personality!
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I think she bathed in bacon grease...
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1987 560SL 85,000 miles Meet on the level, leave on the square. Great words to live by Were we directed from Washington when to sow and when to reap, we should soon want bread. - Thomas Jefferson: Autobiography, 1821.
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He probably thought he was having a threesome but was just drunk and seeing double. She's just taking all comers.
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Here's what this situation does not have in common with the joke above - there is no way that her kitty smelled anything like a pizza fresh out of the oven...
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That is the best thing you have ever said
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