Wrong type of thread to use humor. Your description of that four guys died on her caught mine though. Maybe there should have been a tattoo to ride at your own risk.

At one time a woman was calling my wife several times a week at about two in the morning. After several times of her asking if she was available. I told her she was as soon as I rolled off. The late night calling stopped.

I'm sure Joan would have liked the jokes. I read today that jokes were her therapy. Such as right after her husband committed suicide, she was dining at a restaurant and exclaimed if her husband was alive to see these ridiculous prices he would have killed himself again.

Only she would joke about that, and her non-existent sex life. Her G-spot was declared a historical landmark.

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1985 500SL Euro w/ AMG bits 130k
1984 300SD Turbodiesel 192k
1980 240D Stick China 188k
2001 CLK55 AMG 101k
2007 S600 Biturbo 149k Overheated Project, IT'S ALIVE!!!

...and please let me keep pretending that old people don't have sex. Ick.

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1985 500SL Euro w/ AMG bits 130k
1984 300SD Turbodiesel 192k
1980 240D Stick China 188k
2001 CLK55 AMG 101k
2007 S600 Biturbo 149k Overheated Project, IT'S ALIVE!!!

Actually for myself to get any of the daughters going all I had to do was just vaguely mention something about their mother and myself. They all knew parents do not have sex of course.

One of my favorites was telling them if asked in some obscure way. More or less when we last got it on. I at least once responded with what time is it now?

Some of us still drive cars as well. Perhaps not as fast or as often as at one time. Actually sexual activities at older ages will vary a lot I suppose. Use it or lose it has some validity as well. One thing that is absolutely required is to never present the image of a dirty old man. .

Among the older set a lot may depend on their state of general health too. Why do you think women in general mostly try to put forth the younger image? They in my opinion feel that's where the action is I suspect. Or at least a component of seeing some.

There is an old saying when propositioning older women. This may be your last chance honey.

Your in the groove a little yourself Tyler with your current semi interest in vintage rides.

It must be hell for a still fairly healthy male to be stuck in a nursing home though. Actually for quite a span of time in advanced middle age I was frequently hit on by women.

Since I was not interested because of the complications these things generate for one reason. I usually got off the hook gracefully by telling them I was gay. They seemed to accept this easily as a rejection. None offered to convert me that I remember.