03-20-2020, 02:28 PM
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Renaissances Dude
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Redwood City, CA
Posts: 35,904
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Dave Barry FTW
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/coronavirus/article241213911.html
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There was a time when going to Target did not feel like a daring and dangerous mission. That time, of course, was long ago, by which I mean last week. The good old days!
HEALTH AUTHORITIES: Wash your hands frequently, don’t touch your face and avoid unnecessary contact with others.
THE PUBLIC: So we need to buy toilet paper!
HEALTH AUTHORITIES: No, that’s not what we’re saying. We’re saying wash your hands, don’t touch your face and avoid unnecessary contact.
THE PUBLIC: Right! We’ll buy more toilet paper!
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