There is a world, in a far-flung corner of our galaxy, where women have no nipples and motor cars, though legally capable of 70 mph, never trundle a smidgen over 30. A world where alcohol never makes people drunk and is only consumed in moderation by responsible adults who appear to be at least 25 years old.

A happy clappy, cuddly wuddly world where no one ever smokes, swears, fights, defecates, belches, farts or dies. Where nothing is better than anything else but might, on occasion and where principles of fair competition are upheld, be deemed to be almost as good…probably.

A weasel-worded world, where coffee is never more than rich and smooth yet never less than harsh and bitter. Where hair is always healthy looking, and no one ever refers to quilted bathroom tissue as bogroll. A perfectly perfumed, hermetically-sealed utopia where busy people don’t have time for pain. But where your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage other loans secured on it.

The truth is out there alright. But we’re very rarely given clearance to tell it. In full, anyway. That’s why we end up telling it like it isn’t. We’re told to.

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1995 E320 Sportline Wagon "Bernard"
black on black leather

http://i.imgur.com/BdZ7jM3.png

What was that all about? I'm concerned about the 'women with no nipples' part!!

...nipples is a GREAT word...sounds like pickels..nipples & pickels..yummm yummmm yummm.

UP URs, LOL!!! you're hysterical.

yea. i mean... it's pretty clear what im getting at with that post, no?

eric

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1995 E320 Sportline Wagon "Bernard"
black on black leather

http://i.imgur.com/BdZ7jM3.png