Mistress names all of her cars. My 1984 300TD was named "Max." My 1987 560SEC is simply known as "The Dee8gonator." I guess I'm going to have to come up with a name for my CLS500 now.

Any suggestions?

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OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

My SEL is Tabitha and my SD is Gina.

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RIP: 80 300SD
RIP: 79 450SEL
2002 E430 4matic (212,000km)
2002 ML500 'sport'

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My anthracite grey metallic '85 300D is Lilith.

She is the first car that I had who really needed a name. I thought she needed a nice dark one to match her icy elegance, lol.
I contemplate seeing if that plate is available, but I doubt I'd bother to get it.

After all the transmission problems I've had, my '71 is generally "The Blue POS", "The Blue Piece of Junk", or other names I can't repeat here.

As far as not naming construction equipment (mentioned a page or so ago), watch "The Fighting Seabees" and look for Natasha. Also, when I was in Iraq we had several named bulldozers. Lazy Eye had a bad hydraulic valve and you had to work the stick back and forth while you picked the blade up to keep it somewhat level. Helen Keller had hillbilly armor and consequently bad visibility. We had a '76 D8K named Natasha, and D9's named Homewrecker and Apocalypse by the Marine unit we borrowed them from.

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Whoever said there's nothing more expensive than a cheap Mercedes never had a cheap Jaguar.

83 300D Turbo with manual conversion, early W126 vented front rotors and H4 headlights 400,xxx miles
08 Suzuki GSX-R600 M4 Slip-on 22,xxx miles
88 Jaguar XJS V12 94,xxx miles. Work in progress.

Lilith...damn wish I'd thought of that.

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RIP: 80 300SD
RIP: 79 450SEL
2002 E430 4matic (212,000km)
2002 ML500 'sport'

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FACEBOOK: PANZER450

I like the name I see in the Sig Lol!

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RIP: 80 300SD
RIP: 79 450SEL
2002 E430 4matic (212,000km)
2002 ML500 'sport'

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FACEBOOK: PANZER450

Ol' Smokey is what I named mine.

With a singular exception, I've never named my vehicles, though I've often referred to them by a nickname, such as "the benz" or "the duck" (short for "Ducati" in case you're not familiar with that).

The single exception was when I was dating a girl many, many years ago, she had named her Skylark "Carmine," because she liked the play on words, as in "car - mine." She asked me what my car was named (a 76 F-10) and I told her "POSMINE" as in "Piece of *** - mine". She wanted me to be serious, so I picked "Skyler" after some idiot character in a movie (can't recall the movie) that looked like a bum and was unreliable. Seemed to fit, though really the car was pretty good on the reliability front.