I hate it when a person selling a car just stands there smoking a cigarette; silently staring & watching every move you make just hoping you don't find out what is wrong with the car; Not volunteering any info.... Questions are answered with a lie even if the truth would serve them better..

Or sellers that won't shut up even for a second.

Won't let you drive the car or even take you for a drive.

You ask "how much are you asking for this project car" and they come back with the word "Five"......Five what? Five Dollars, five hundred, five thousand, five virgins, five sea shells? .... The heap is so overpriced They can't even bring their mouth to form the word... "thou-sand".

They tell you there is no rust; while you have your whole hand in a rust hole.
"Never been wrecked... to my knowledge"; while you're staring at wave body panels, cracking bondo & overspray.

"I don't have the title; but a title is easy to get"

"It ran really good when it was parked 10 years ago; It just needs a battery"

"This car is a rare classic; they don't make Cordobas anymore."

"This Omni was the best car ever made"

"A Mercedes/Volvo/BMW/Trabant goes a million miles and is still not broken in"

"My wifes car" (meaning a little ol' delicate female can't hurt a car)

Oh heck; I could go on all day; you all have a day!