I think it looks like a car
A shiny, fancy Mercedes-Benz car heh heh
I'm a little afraid to ask how much they billed your insurance! All of those things needed replacing after just parking lot damage?!? I assume it was a big giant truck with one of those trailer hitches that sticks out about a foot and hangs below the bumper a good 6 inches, huh?
Think he's left a trail of things like this? I HATE those people that damage everyone elses car, but their cars are always unscathed! There was a lady that frequented Mother's laundry and she left a dent in the side of every car she parked next to in her 1978 caprice classic coupe... but it was like showroom new.
I, very calmly told her that she just dented my brand new car(6" long door ding in the rear quarter-- on the neon) and she turned her head and started a completly different conversation with my Mother!
to them all!