Two hillbillies take their old coonhound to the vet. Their poor critter keeps walking in circles.

The vet take a close look, then stares right into the dog's eyes.

"Your dog is cross-eyed", he proclaims.

The vet proceeds to grab a rubber hose, stick it up the dog's butt, and blows with all his might. The hound's eyes straighten right up, and he's again walking in a straight line. Amazed, the hillbillies pay their bill, and take the dog home.

The next morning, the poor ol' gal is walking in circles again. Hillbilly #1 takes a look, and sure 'nuff, the pooch is cross-eyed again. He looks at his brother/cousin, and states "Ah jes git me da garden hose, un doit me self."

He grabs the hose from the yard, inserts it in the dog, and proceeds to blow...and blow...and blow.

"Howzit lookin' up dar?", he asks his brother/cousin.

"Blow harder!", comes the reply.

Puff, puff, puff..."Howzabout now?"

"Nuttin'. Lemme try."

Hillbilly #2 walks to the back of the dog, and pauses for a second. Next thing you know, he grabs the hose and pulls it out of the dogs butt, and puts the other end in. Just as he's about to place the ass end of the hose in his mouth and blow, his brother/cousin let's out a yelp.

"Whut in tarnation you doin???"

"Well...you ain't thinkin' I be blowin' on da same end as you, now would ya?"