Quote:
Originally Posted by Carleton Hughes
Some altruistic dude adopted a legless pooch,formerly used for land mine detection.
The name was cigarette,and 3 times a day he took him out for a drag.  |
A variation of the same:
A gentleman carrying a legless dog was approached by another gentleman who exclaimed,
"Nice dog...what's it's name?"
At which the owner replied, "He doesn't have a name."
The perplexed gentleman then asked, "No name, why not?"
The owner calmly asserted, "He won't come when you call him."