Quote:
Originally Posted by LaRondo
A man is on the way to his local pub, as he approaches, he almost steps into a considerable turd of dog doodooh. He bends and picks it up.
Meanwhile his buddies inside at the bar having their drinks, as the man walks in.
With his open hand reaching out, he exclaims in excitement:
“Look guys, what I almost stepped in!”
|
I think the joke was an offshoot of this one:
3 drunks were walking around one night and found something that looked like a turd. Didn't know for sure so one guy poked sniffed at it and declared that it smelt like a turd. Not to be outdone, the next guy poked at it and declared that it felt "warm like a turd". Next guy tasted it and declared that it tasted like a turd. then they looked at each other and said "Glad we didn't step in it."