Schlomo couldn't get it up anymore. Finally he asks Moishe what to do,since Moishe is a ladie's man.

"Go see Dr.Slotsky"Moishe sez,"when a racehorse got to go to stud they take him first to Slotsky,he got hormoneses for that".

A month later Moishe inquires about Schlomo's problem,"did you see Slotsky?"he asks.

"Yeah,I seen him"Schlomo replies.
"So listen,did he help you with the wife?"Moishe asks.

"Wife nothing"sez Schlomo,"but yesterday I ran a mile in 1 minute 55 seconds"

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