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Originally Posted by Dee8go
Yeah, I think you're onto something, Carleton. Since this is a Mercedes forum, we could call it Diamleretics or something like that. We could hook new converts up to our E Class Meter for a reading and charge a lot of money for it. I feel a new career coming on . . .
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Of course we must have penance! and who better to administer it than our own beloved Mistress? Remember the Flagellants of the Middle ages?
I can visualise it know,Mistress,whip in hand,walking slowly by us naked,prostrate disciples,asking us how we sinned.
One of us looks up and says"I did not change my differential oil,forgive me oh, powerful Mistress"while,with the stilleto point on her thigh-high boot heel she scratches the mark of the sinner into the quivering man's flesh and proceeds to administer 30 strokes of the lash.......think of it,our own religion,we'll make millions!!!!!!