Our wedding night...
Expected the water-bed to be short-sheeted (Her brother and my brother - both were in the wedding party
)
Started in...
...no short-sheeting...
BUT, down by our toes...
These "little - crawly - things!!!"
The two of us flew out from under those sheets (satin of course) like chit-from-a-pair-of-geese... (
"Xs 2")
Turned on the light...expecting to find either ants or cockroaches or some species of nature that wasn't suppose to be in the house....
Instead, found...
1/4 cup, uncooked, white rice. (
"Xs 2")
(In the dark, it just didn't feel right...IT MOVED!!! (or so the two of us thought they did... (
"Xs 2)))
Spent the next half-hour (naked of course...) cleaning up white rice (on a water bed, w/satin sheets, those little buggers DO MOVE!)...
THANK YOU VERY MUCH that at least it wasn't powered sugar!
