I'm sitting here waiting for the Cable Guy to show up and thought I'd start a thread to two. Have you got good practical joke you'd like to share? Here's mine.

1. This works well in college. Put saran wrap around the bowl of the toilet and put the seat down.

2. Put shaving cream on someone's pillow.

3. Short sheet a bed.

4. Partially unplug the handset of a landline phone.

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

This reminded me of the time Kramer got mad at the cable guy and kept HIM waiting for not showing up when he was supposed to be there.

Campers putting another sleeping camper's hand in warm water to make him/her pee in their sleeping bag. I can't actually remember if I participated in this activity, but I used to hear people talking about it all the time.

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

Our wedding night...

Expected the water-bed to be short-sheeted (Her brother and my brother - both were in the wedding party )

Started in...

...no short-sheeting...

BUT, down by our toes...






These "little - crawly - things!!!"

The two of us flew out from under those sheets (satin of course) like chit-from-a-pair-of-geese... ( "Xs 2")


Turned on the light...expecting to find either ants or cockroaches or some species of nature that wasn't suppose to be in the house....

Instead, found...












































1/4 cup, uncooked, white rice. ( "Xs 2")





(In the dark, it just didn't feel right...IT MOVED!!! (or so the two of us thought they did... ( "Xs 2)))

Spent the next half-hour (naked of course...) cleaning up white rice (on a water bed, w/satin sheets, those little buggers DO MOVE!)...



THANK YOU VERY MUCH that at least it wasn't powered sugar!

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M. G. Burg
'10 - Dakota SXT - Daily Ride / ≈ 172.5K
.'76 - 450SLC - 107.024.12 / < .89.20 K
..'77 - 280E - 123.033.12 / > 128.20 K
...'67 - El Camino - 283ci / > 207.00 K
....'75 - Yamaha - 650XS / < 21.00 K
.....'87 - G20 Sportvan / > 206.00 K
......'85 - 4WINNS 160 I.O. / 140hp
.......'74 - Honda CT70 / Real 125
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“I didn’t really say everything I said.”
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ~ Yogi Berra ~

My best trick was to get even with the freshmen on the hall who would incessantly make an ungodly racket until 1:00 a.m..........preventing any sleep.

On Saturday night, after their drunken asses fell into bed, I'd get a pack of firecrackers and tape the fuses to a lit cigarette. Then, I'd slide the entire affair carefully under the door of the most egregious perpetrator.

Go back to room and slumber off back to sleep...........

..........about 10 minutes later all hell breaks loose............funny as hell.........

1) Rubber band on the kitchen sink sprayer.
2) Pack a hair dryer with flour.
3) Run an ad in the bargain paper Free _____ just show up at _________.
4) Run an ad Xbox 360 $150 w 3 games call xxx-xxxx (buddy's number).

Bargain papers are great, just send a money order or even cash.

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1959 Gravely LI, 1963 Gravely L8, 1973 Gravely C12
1982 380SL
1978 450 SEL 6.9 euro restoration at 63% and climbing
1987 300 D
2005 CDI European Delivery
2006 CDI Handed down to daughter
2007 GL CDI. Wifes

Me and a buddy of mine had an old stop sign and pole sitting around. We decided one night we'd get a bag of quickcrete and a post hole digger from my garage. We went out in front of his house, and transplanted the sign on the right hand side of the road, (within sight) right in the middle of a straight away. People here are so law abiding around her they would stop for it. Eventually the geniuses that worked for the city found out that it had been put there. It was still a good month in a half of laughing at people though.
-Zach

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1978 240D Auomatic
Custom Charcoal Gray, Navy MB tex, kenwood/Elemental/Boston/Aura sound,
Shaved antenna and emblems.

1990 Lincoln Town Car, Sleeper/Strip car in progress, 17.75@77mph.

Boy Scout trick: Pee in a can and stick it in somebody else's campfire.