My best trick was to get even with the freshmen on the hall who would incessantly make an ungodly racket until 1:00 a.m..........preventing any sleep.

On Saturday night, after their drunken asses fell into bed, I'd get a pack of firecrackers and tape the fuses to a lit cigarette. Then, I'd slide the entire affair carefully under the door of the most egregious perpetrator.

Go back to room and slumber off back to sleep...........

..........about 10 minutes later all hell breaks loose............funny as hell.........