A guy walks into a new pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

#1 CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

#2 CHICKEN SANDWICH :$2.50

#3 HANDJOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of men.

'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'

'I was wondering', whispers the man, 'are you the one who gives the #3?'

'Yes', she purrs, 'I am.'

The man replies, 'Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.'