http://www.fox19.com/Global/story.asp?S=8083860&nav=menu63_2
Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table. What makes this a felony, Johnson says, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen Price.
This man needs a girlfriend fast.
