I once left the scene of an accident and got the ***** beat out of me. That was the day I developed a newfound respect for my father's right cross.

Kids: Never put a dent in your parent's car if you plan on taking it without permission.
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especially if you're 14.

PS: One of these days when my kid learns to google I'm gonna have to delete all my incriminating posts.

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