One of my favorites from interviews I have been in:

Question: "Describe a problem you have had in your teaching and how you solved it."

Answer: "My biggest problem is that all the female students are hot for me."

Question: You must invite a scientist, writer and celebrity to dinner, (living or dead.) Who would you invite and why?

Answer: I don't know any scientists.

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1977 300d 70k--sold 08
1985 300TD 185k+
1984 307d 126k--sold 8/03
1985 409d 65k--sold 06
1984 300SD 315k--daughter's car
1979 300SD 122k--sold 2/11
1999 Fuso FG Expedition Camper
1993 GMC Sierra 6.5 TD 4x4
1982 Bluebird Wanderlodge CAT 3208--Sold 2/13