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LUVMBDiesels · #3 01-18-2009, 10:15 PM

Here is a couple I have heard...

Q
Tell me about the most stressful thing you have ever had to do at work and how you overcame it.
A
I just drank enough to kill the stress

Q
What is your dream job
A (I really said this at my Morgan Stanley interview)
Running a charter boat in the Bahamas. What you thought I would say something about I.T.?

Q
Why should we hire you?
A
What has this whole interview been about?

Ones I have asked to potential hires.

Q
How do you resolve interpersonal differences?
A
With my fists...

Q
Where do you see yourself in five years
A
Retired

and so on...

I HATE interviews.