Originally Posted by WVOtoGO

We’re going to turn off the fasten seatbelt sign at this time, and invite any small children who may be having a hard time napping in the cabin, to come up to the flight deck and try out or cute and cuddly first officer, who... at this time... has nothing better to do than lull our little passengers to sleep on her lap.

(thought it was cute. I don't plan on leaving it long)