Q. What do you call a Fiat on the top of a hill?
A. A miracle.

Q. What do you call 2 Fiats on top of a hill?
A. Science fiction.

Q. What do you call 3 Fiats on top of a hill?
A. A funny place for a Fiat factory.


Q: What do you get when you combine a Chrysler with a Fiat?
A: A large car that won't start.

Q: How do you get spare parts for a Fiat?
A: Follow another one around.

Q: How can you make a Fiat go 60 mph?
A: Push it off a cliff.

Owner to clerk at auto parts store: "I'd like a gas cap for my Fiat."
Clerk: "Sounds like a fair trade to me."

Q: Describe the last six pages of a Fiat owner's manual.
A: The bus schedule.

and finally..

Q: What's the difference between a Fiat and a Jehovah's Witness?
A: You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness

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It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so. Robert A. Heinlein


09 Jetta TDI
1985 300D