Chrysler-Fiat funnies - PeachParts Mercedes-Benz Forum

Larry Delor · #1 06-14-2009, 12:24 PM

Q. What do you call a Fiat on the top of a hill?
A. A miracle.

Q. What do you call 2 Fiats on top of a hill?
A. Science fiction.

Q. What do you call 3 Fiats on top of a hill?
A. A funny place for a Fiat factory.

Q: What do you get when you combine a Chrysler with a Fiat?
A: A large car that won't start.

Q: How do you get spare parts for a Fiat?
A: Follow another one around.

Q: How can you make a Fiat go 60 mph?
A: Push it off a cliff.

Owner to clerk at auto parts store: "I'd like a gas cap for my Fiat."
Clerk: "Sounds like a fair trade to me."

Q: Describe the last six pages of a Fiat owner's manual.
A: The bus schedule.

and finally..

Q: What's the difference between a Fiat and a Jehovah's Witness?
A: You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness

OMEGAMAN · #2 06-14-2009, 12:36 PM

fix it again tony

LUVMBDiesels · #3 06-14-2009, 01:36 PM

LOVE IT!

strelnik · #4 06-14-2009, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by LUVMBDiesels

LOVE IT!

I love it as long as I can sleep knowing we aren't paying those big retirements out of the Treasury

LUVMBDiesels · #5 06-14-2009, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by strelnik

I love it as long as I can sleep knowing we aren't paying those big retirements out of the Treasury

Nah, those will be paid by the ITALIAN treasury now... I heard they are going to print up 'special Lire' for this purpose

raymr · #6 06-14-2009, 02:26 PM

pawoSD · #7 06-14-2009, 06:08 PM

Hah, those are some good Funnies.

My dad said one that used to be popular in Germany (might still be) is that fords should "come with a big handle on the side, so they are easier to throw away"

MS Fowler · #8 06-14-2009, 06:53 PM

Laugh if you want, but a better 30,000 mile car can't be found.

pawoSD · #9 06-14-2009, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MS Fowler

Laugh if you want, but a better 30,000 mile car can't be found.

Meaning it will maybe last 30,000 miles?

pwogaman · #10 06-14-2009, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by pawoSD

Meaning it will maybe last 30,000 miles?

Actually that is supposed to be 30,000 kilometers. Using miles would be pushing too far.

LUVMBDiesels · #11 06-14-2009, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by raymr

Not realistic. Make the bumper crooked and add in some body rot and then it will be a true FIAT

LUVMBDiesels · #12 06-14-2009, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by pwogaman

Actually that is supposed to be 30,000 kilometers. Using miles would be pushing too far.

PUSHING it is the operative word here!

FIAT make wonderful cars with amazing engines and transmissions and designs that are timeless, then screws it all up by building them!

My ex SIL bought a new Alfa spider to COMMUTE in! I told her she was crazy. That an Alfa -- a great car for the garage (with a big piece of cardboard under the engine) and for occasional drives on the weekend -- to the mechanic was all it was meant for not daily driving.

She kept it a month then traded it on an Accord!

AdvisorGuy · #13 06-15-2009, 03:08 PM

Well at the rate I hear that Hemi's fail, I doubt Fiat will do much worse..