Its bad enough to walk into a stall and find that someone's pi$$ed all over the seat -- how hard is it to kick the seat up with your shoe if you don't want to touch it, or just to aim, for that matter? -- but that's just the tip of the iceberg.

What's with the cigarette ashes and burns in toilet seats? And how about that nasty "film" that gets on the seat? I'm not even sure what that is; is it a fat sweaty person's underwear lint that adheres to the seat? It's like someone's peppered their butt hair and then set on a layer of elmer's glue, leaving that mess behind.

Hell, one time I was in a Denny's and someone had dumped on the floor in the corner, about a foot from the toilet itself. And don't get me started on the booger collection point at neck-level in front of the urinals. Sheesh...

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1992 300D 2.5T
1980 Euro 300D (sadly, sold)
1998 Jetta TDI, 132K "Rudy"
1974 Triumph TR6
1999 Saab 9-5 wagon (wife's)