In my head I always imagined my car as more slippery and therefore more economical with a fresh coat of wax on it. Maybe by waxing we're actually slowing them down.

Since the Taurus has so many curving lines and the dimples are in scale for the size of the object, it might actually work.

IMO it looks better than cardboard and duct tape.

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1979 240D, 4spd manual, Power Sunroof, manual windows, 147k miles, Pastel gray/Black MB Tex.
1991 300D 2.5 - Smokes like it's on Crack!