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LETTER FROM THE HEADMASTER.


STAFF CHANGES


Mr Cable has been relieved of his duties as the master in charge of Media Studies. This is because he was overheard in the staffroom toilets being very rude about one of our most respected sponsors, Mr Murdoch. It seems that someone with their “ear to the keyhole” heard him say to a colleague that he wanted to “flush Mr Murdoch down the toilet”.

You can imagine how upset I was when this appeared in the unofficial school magazine “Taking CoAc!”, but that was nothing to the outrage of the school’s public relations director, Mr Coulson, who is a great friend of Mr Murdoch, with whom he used to work, and who is also particularly sensitive about people listening to other people’s private conservations.

I have naturally written Mr Murdoch a personal letter of apology, and I very much hope that Vince will do the same if he is not too busy making a fool of himself on the dance floor!

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