Oh my gawd.
Just suffered through an hour long TL9000/Security "training" session. Audio bridge had to get re-set twice in the first 5 minutes. Video sharing never worked. Slide deck sent to participants "in case video sharing doesn't work" only sent to half the participants. Quick re-send to the rest of the participants. 9 slides in and the presenter realizes the wrong deck went out both times. Presenter has the vocal strength of a turtle with strep throat.
Apparently, we're supposed to be swiping our ID badges every time we enter the building - even if the doors are unlocked. For "security" reasons, like knowing who's in the building in case of emergency.
My question: "how will you know who's actually in the building since we can't swipe our way out - being that there are NO CARD READERS ON THE EXIT DOORS?!"
The "answer": we haven't addressed that yet.
Apparently, we have a policy that states no cameras. Somebody asked if that applied to employees as well as visitors. Answer: "Absolutely - no cameras."
Follow up question: "I just left a meeting in which the Director of Security did the same thing lots of us do - he USED HIS COMPANY ISSUED CELL PHONE TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THE WHITE BOARD at the end of a meeting. How does this comply with the policy?"
The "answer": we haven't addressed that yet.
I just might have to go find an episode or three of Jerry Springer to bring my IQ back up to pre-training levels
