Nobody cares. Although if you stop eating the present toilet should do. I thought your crime spree thread was going to be about stealing womens hearts or something similar. This would have gotten a large response.

Some of the kitchen taps are a true misery with their low flow rates. My wife has been on my posterior to get the set at the cottage changed.

Eurostream brand and true junk. As far as flow rate is concerned.

When you get the larger capacity toilet in you can add some common bricks to reduce the water requirements for a clean flush. The flush capacity water wise is usually more than required on the larger tank toilets anyways.

You want bad and slow. We have a four slice toaster at home. It has two digital timers to inform you of how long until the toast pops on each side. At first I thought them a joke until I realized how slow that toaster really is.