Hey, thanks anyway. Just wasn't my day today. I called a friend to get my Audi 4000CS to come pick me up, and we had a caliper seize up on the way back.
Speaking of brakes, here's a point of irony for the wreck: I knew my rear brakes had worn down and were uneven with rust on the rotors and I had ordered all new brakes. The UPS man delivered to the wrong address, and I didn't get the package in time to get the brakes done before the trip. So now there's a wrecked benz in NJ and a shiny new set of brakes in my living room.