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08-13-2011, 07:32 AM
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A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales.
So he put up a sign that read, "Free S#x with Fill-Up." Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free s#x. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free s#x. The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No s#x this time." A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free s#x. The proprietor again asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free s#x this time." As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free s#x." Bubba replied, "No it ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week."
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