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Mercedes Jokes

In a small town, the local minister and rabbi decided that the best use of their meager funds was to share a car and the expenses since they would use the car on different days. Despite the protest of the rabbi, the minister convinced him that a new AMG Mercedes would be a good value. One Friday afternoon, the rabbi saw the car being washed and detailed at a very pricey place and when he confronted the minister about the expense, the minister said "Well in my faith it's always proper to baptize a new member of the family!"

The next Sunday, the minister came out to the parking lot and found that someone had cut off the tips of the exhaust . . .


At a four way stop, a lawyer in a Mercedes ran the stop sign and collided with a poor parish priest in an Oldsmobile station wagon. After the impact, the lawyer went to check on the priest. "Are you alright, father?" he asked. "I think so, just a little shaken" said the priest. The lawyer went to his car and retrieved a bottle of Dewar's from the back seat bar. "Here father, a little something to calm your nerves." he said with a cut crystal glass in his hand. The priest took a few sips, felt the scotch begin to calm him a wee bit, then he said "Thank you my son, but aren't you going to have some for your nerves?" To which the lawyer said, "Certainly father, right after the police are done with the investigation."