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Old 12-06-2004, 01:50 PM
Jake
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Cool From Another Web-Site

sure to start discussion: from another auto site.

New World Order

The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know; Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic and the rest of those 'good ole boys'! We vow to never "interfere" again.

We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Iraq, Afghanistan, Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there anyway. We will station those troops at our borders to prevent anyone sneaking through holes in the fence.

All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would gladly welcome them.

All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a known terrorist nation will be allowed in, EVER. If you don't like it where you live, change it yourself. Don't come here claiming political or religious asylum and try to hide. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

No foreign "students" over the age of 21. The older ones are the bombers. If the young ones don't attend classes, or they get a "D", then it's back home baby.

The US will be making a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require the temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $20 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it they can go sell their oil to another huge oil consuming country. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Most of what we give them is stolen by bandits or turned over to the army anyway. The people who need it most get very little.

Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens awaiting deportion.

The language we Americans speak is ENGLISH. Learn it... or LEAVE!

The Statue of Liberty will no longer carry a torch and be inscribed 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She will now carry a baseball bat and be yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
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