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Command from Lady Bot
She demands that I be unfaithful.
Lady Bot saw a VW she liked. I asked what model and she said, "Cabriolet." I asked, "Was it a convertible?" (it always helps for your wife to think your just one brilliant dude). She looked at me with adoring admiration, "That's amazing, darling. How did you know?" I paused, looked for wiggle room, found none, and told the truth (Damn! How quickly they find out). So she says, "I want to drive one." I know nothing about VW's since my buddies' 1962 VW van, 1958 bug, and a squareback from 1968 or so. I guess the modern ones are different? They look different, anyway. It has to be a convertible. Guidance? Bot |
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I'm thinking maybe a Golf? Does a Passat come in a Cabrio? The breadth of my ignorance is hard to describe. Know a good VW forum like this one where I can sneak, lurk, and learn? |
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That all depends on you and your wifes attitudes toward practical jokes. I'm a joker and if I was standing in your shoes I would do my best to find someone who has an old VW Thing that I could borrow just for a special practical joke on her. "Here honey is your VW convertible." I'll let you take it from here.
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It's a Golf. They stop at '03 I think. Cute surf bunny car.
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Tell her it's a death trap and you wouldn't want to have to worry that she'll be killed driving it. If she wants a ragtop, only a CLK will do . . .
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There is no guidance. There is no comfort. Recent events have stained this reality into the fabric of my understanding: She will do what she wants regardless of your allegiances to the benzcosm.
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0o==o0 James 4:8 "...let us put aside the blindness of mind of those who can conceive of nothing higher than what is known through the senses" -Saint Gregory Palamas, ---Discourse on the Holy Transfiguration of Our Lord God and Savior Jesus Christ Centrally located in North East Central Pa. |
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Oh well, she chose me.... |
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0o==o0 James 4:8 "...let us put aside the blindness of mind of those who can conceive of nothing higher than what is known through the senses" -Saint Gregory Palamas, ---Discourse on the Holy Transfiguration of Our Lord God and Savior Jesus Christ Centrally located in North East Central Pa. |
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When in high school and college, we used to refer to the Cabrios as ***** baskets.
I'm keeping my Golf for another year or so then trading it for a New Beetle convertible, light blue with the grey top and grey leatherette.
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TXBill Former owner of a few diesel MB cars 1998 Lexus ES 300 In Chicago We Trust |
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0o==o0 James 4:8 "...let us put aside the blindness of mind of those who can conceive of nothing higher than what is known through the senses" -Saint Gregory Palamas, ---Discourse on the Holy Transfiguration of Our Lord God and Savior Jesus Christ Centrally located in North East Central Pa. |
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Find the most ill-running one you can find with front suspension damage and test drive that with her. Oh and try to leave one of them canister air-fresheners in it overnight, I used this one smelled alright before you opened it and then it burnt my eyes. I will never have grey interior again now because of the formaldahyde smell the PO left in my CE.
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