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Old 09-10-2005, 12:01 PM
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Old 09-10-2005, 12:09 PM
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More men cheat than women, but it's in our genes to try to try to have as many offsrping as possible. Not so for women.

So I'd say

men: 30%
women: 10%
within this context your numbers sound illogical to me. Why "not so for women"? You think the cheating gene/s are located on the Y which women lack? I doubt it, therefore (and without referring to surveys) my assumption is:

women - 99%
men - 99%

The remaining two percent somehow manage to "cheat nature". Marriage is a human invention and long term releationships are rare in nature. Man is not meant to be in long term relationships.
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Old 09-10-2005, 01:49 PM
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I suppose that they belive that there is be a relationship between the size of the man and the size of the $hitbox.

But, personally, I honestly believe it's an inverse relationship.
I had a good chuckle over your post. My Harley has a 14" over front end does this add into your equation? Harley riders have longer front ends! Seriously though I never used my Harley to hunt women. When I'm on it I'm a loner--my time to unwind by myself. If the longer front end figures into your equation maybe I should use it for such exploits.
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As far as going forward, I sometimes feel the biological clock ticking (you really can guys) especially since i started a new decade in age and a new line of work. Although this is a concern, I'm excited about the future and I plan to live life as fully as I can.

My advice to you guys when 'selecting' a mate or partner...look and see how her mother lives her life. most of the time, history is often a good indicator. take the advice with a grain of salt, good luck.

As far as the future,
You sound like one woman who is bolted together tight. Thanks from us guys for the advice and we hope your future is bright.
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Old 09-10-2005, 03:07 PM
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I had a good chuckle over your post. My Harley has a 14" over front end does this add into your equation? Harley riders have longer front ends! Seriously though I never used my Harley to hunt women. When I'm on it I'm a loner--my time to unwind by myself. If the longer front end figures into your equation maybe I should use it for such exploits.
got me beat...my forks are only 8" over stock length
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Old 09-10-2005, 08:03 PM
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got me beat...my forks are only 8" over stock length
Try giving your Sporty some Viagra. Mine has a springer. What has yours got?
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I must be a "sleezball" because since the age of 15 I had a steady girlfriend all the time. The longest that I didn't have one was about a month or two. In the eight years that I have been dating I had four serious girlfriends. It's all about the confidence and the cockyness. I admit, I am one cocky son of a ***** and girls seem to like that. To show you that my current girlfriend is not some dumb girl--she has a full scholarship at rutgers (same school as me) and she is maintaining a 4.0 GPA. Heck, she's the one that got me into the school and kicks my ass if she sees me not studying. I will try to take pics of her TATOOS on her body that say "KAMIL". (this is one thing that makes her dumb) One on her lower back and one on her boobie. (No kidding, she got them as a birthday present for me ) I forgot to mention that I have been dating her for three years.

I don't think that many women cheat on their boyfriends/husbands. Probably about 25% or so.....girls that married geeks for money.
On the other hand, men cheat often. Men cheat with friends of girlfriend, they cheat with coworkers and sometimes they even cheat with classmates. You only live once.....I promise I will have the tatoo pic today.
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Old 09-11-2005, 10:24 AM
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Women 50 % Men 50% (takes two to tango)

I was married 29 years and found out during 28th year wifey had a furnisthed apartment in another town with my lawyer..... for 15 years.

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You should have reported him to your stat Bar for disciplinary action. I am serious.

In California it is grounds for disciplinary action to engage in sexual conduct with a client. It creates, at the very least, a conflict of interest.
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Old 09-11-2005, 11:07 AM
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Try giving your Sporty some Viagra. Mine has a springer. What has yours got?
8" over showa forks.....stock triple tree and lower legs...but in a Santee Stretched and raked frame. 38 degree neck...4.5" stretch on the front and 6 " stretch in the rear....its a rigid frame.
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Old 09-11-2005, 12:13 PM
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Ummm.... ok. What happens when she moves on? Or are you planning on getting hitched in college?
I guess it's not my problem. I never pursuaded her to get anything like that done. It was a surprise gift for me which freaked me out.

It would probably be in my best interest to stick with her since she never got anything lower than an "A" in college so she is bound to be sucessful. She was also the Valdictorian of her high school. She is the reason I have a 3.8+ because she puts passwords on my computers so I cannot get when she is not around (keeps me studying)
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Old 09-11-2005, 01:43 PM
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A good friend of mine met his wife in college, I think he was a sophmore. They stayed together the remaining two yrs and she stayed with him as he jumped around to a few schools while he got his PhD. I think they got married when he was finishing up.

She's a great woman, but he missed out on so much fun as an undergrad. A time in your life when you should NOT be tied down.
If you meet a great woman you should really hold on to her-not many of them floating around now a days. Although he did miss out on the partying he did get a PhD. I have been in college for two years and I have yet to go to a single party (by choice). I would rather study and do my work because it will pay off in the end.
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Old 09-11-2005, 02:15 PM
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I think he sort of got "taken", since he didn't have that much experience with women before she came along. He seemed happy for the most part, so that's what matters.

In regards to partying you can find a balance, but whatever works best for you is the way to go.
I see what you are saying.... I am one of those people that does things to the extreme. For example, if I go to a party I will get really "stupid" and start attending every one of them. On the other hand, if I just concentrate on studies I will do nothing but read books, search the internet and study.
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8" over showa forks.....stock triple tree and lower legs...but in a Santee Stretched and raked frame. 38 degree neck...4.5" stretch on the front and 6 " stretch in the rear....its a rigid frame.
My frame is raked and stretched a bit. Swing arm rear. 19" Dunlop front tire and 16" Pirrelli rear tire. Handlebars are drag bars. Seriouslly thinking of a foot clutch and jockey shift but that's down the road a ways.
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My frame is raked and stretched a bit. Swing arm rear. 19" Dunlop front tire and 16" Pirrelli rear tire. Handlebars are drag bars. Seriouslly thinking of a foot clutch and jockey shift but that's down the road a ways.
I have drag bars on 4" strraight risers.....19" front and 16" rear tire too...

couldn't deal with a suicide setup however....I rode one once....only once.

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