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If you were to die today, why would GOD let you into HEAVEN? If you were to die today, why would GOD let you into HEAVEN?
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Old 05-24-2006, 02:08 AM
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If you were to die today, why would GOD let you into HEAVEN?
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Whose god?
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Old 05-24-2006, 04:08 AM
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Oooo.. maybe they're all the same god!
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God? Heaven? What are you talking about?
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Old 05-24-2006, 10:13 AM
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I have formed a new religion. It is the culmination of all previous religions and corrects their mistakes. If you join of your own free will you will go to heaven and for being one of the first, your name will be revered for eternity on Earth.

Send me $10 and you are in.

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Old 05-24-2006, 10:16 AM
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I have formed a new relion. It is the culmination of all previous religions and corercts their mistakes. If you join of your own free will you will go to heaven and for being one of the first, your name will be revered for eternity on Earth.

Send me $10 and you are in.

Call for more information at 867-5309 and tell them you want it.
Too bad worship at the Church of Jenny doesn't correct spelling also...
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Old 05-24-2006, 10:20 AM
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1 good woman who knows what she's doing.
Sorry, she's unavailable. I live with that one.
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Old 05-24-2006, 01:20 PM
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Hey Bot, if I join up can I trade the 72 virgins for 1 good woman who knows what she's doing.
I give 73 virgins for all martyrs.

But wait, there's more!

If you bring your family, I will throw in complete protection from Djinns and daemonic possessions so long as your whole family stays true and pays their dues.
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Did a god create heaven and man, or did man create god and heaven? If the latter, will it be just like Earth, but without taxes?
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Hey Bot, if I join up can I trade the 72 virgins for 1 good woman who knows what she's doing.
Those 72 virgins went to CATHOLIC GIRLS' SCHOOLS.
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Those 72 virgins went to CATHOLIC GIRLS' SCHOOLS.
not that there is anything wrong with that
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I would like to turn that question around on you:
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I'll only agree to this "go to heaven" business if THESE girls are waiting there for me.




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not that there is anything wrong with that
Is that Christina Applegate in that pic?

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FYI-For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast.
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