If you were to die today, why would GOD let you into HEAVEN?
 

Lets hear it! ;)

Whose god?

Oooo.. maybe they're all the same god!

God? Heaven? What are you talking about?:confused:

I have formed a new religion. It is the culmination of all previous religions and corrects their mistakes. If you join of your own free will you will go to heaven and for being one of the first, your name will be revered for eternity on Earth.

Send me $10 and you are in.

Call for more information at 867-5309 and tell them you want it.

FYI-For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast.

Too bad worship at the Church of Jenny doesn't correct spelling also...:D

Sorry, she's unavailable. I live with that one.

Faith without works is dead.:D

I give 73 virgins for all martyrs.

But wait, there's more!

If you bring your family, I will throw in complete protection from Djinns and daemonic possessions so long as your whole family stays true and pays their dues.

Did a god create heaven and man, or did man create god and heaven? If the latter, will it be just like Earth, but without taxes? ;)

Those 72 virgins went to CATHOLIC GIRLS' SCHOOLS.:mad:

not that there is anything wrong with that:D http://members.aol.com/pollysci/schoolgirl1.gif

I would like to turn that question around on you:
?NEVAEH otni uoy tel DOG dluow yhw ,yadot eid ot erew uoy fI

That's a good one.

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