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GottaDiesel 05-24-2006 06:16 PM

Because I love my dog and she loves me.

:D

Larry Delor 05-24-2006 09:18 PM

That is assuming that once one dies, one wants to go there.

Hatterasguy 05-24-2006 10:39 PM

Don't know if I want to get in. If its like the Heaven in South Park, hell looks like more fun.:D

cmac2012 05-25-2006 02:43 AM

Jesus said the Kingdom of Heaven is within you. Kinda jibes with the Buddhist and Taoist concepts of enlightenment, IMHO.

I used to see Christians of some stripe, Campus Crusade For Christ I think, set up at tables on college campuses, with a sign that read:

"Answer these two questions to find out if you're going to heaven."

:silly:

That's a pretty presumptuous claim to that kind of knowledge, methinks.

mikemover 05-25-2006 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GottaDiesel
Because I love my dog and she loves me.

:D

Reminds me of yet another of my favorite bumper stickers:

"Dog is my co-pilot."

:D

Mike

mikemover 05-25-2006 03:23 AM

I'll only agree to this "go to heaven" business if THESE girls are waiting there for me.

http://www.cbs.com/specials/victoria...eries/2/07.jpg

:D
Mike

Jim B. 05-25-2006 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikemover
Reminds me of yet another of my favorite bumper stickers:

"Dog is my co-pilot."

:D

Mike

Yeah, I remember those. Every Volvo station wagon in Berkeley has that, it's required.

Is that one labrador or two you have in there.

mikemover 05-25-2006 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim B.
Yeah, I remember those. Every Volvo station wagon in Berkeley has that, it's required.

Is that one labrador or two you have in there.

Actually, it's three Basset Hounds, in the back of my Mercedes wagon.

:)

Mike

Carleton Hughes 05-25-2006 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A264172
I would like to turn that question around on you:
?NEVAEH otni uoy tel DOG dluow yhw ,yadot eid ot erew uoy fI

So what's your favorite musical?Annie get your Nug?

Mistress 05-25-2006 07:49 AM

Because I can spell Czechoslovakia and drive a Mercedes Benz...

coldwar 05-25-2006 07:54 AM

Because the blood of Christ was shed to forgive the sins of the whole world, and I believe in that. It doesn't get any simpler.

Benzadmiral 05-25-2006 09:39 AM

Wow . . .
 
. . . took two whole pages before we got serious on this thing.

I dunno, but I'd like to think the way I treat people, including the furry small persons known as animals, will build me some credit Up Yonder.

When my late Maine Coon cat's health began to fail when he was 14, I hung in there with him. I fed him through a stomach tube for a whole summer, then gave him insulin injections for his diabetes for nearly two years more. I was there at the end, when the doctor gave him his final injection (and he turned his head and growled at her). I sprinkled his ashes up in the mountains and paid for a little lucite memorial plaque at the Denver Dumb Friends League.

Most important, I didn't do any of this because I thought it would earn me points in heaven. I did it because he was my friend, and I was responsible for him.

.

Benzadmiral 05-25-2006 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by koop
not that there is anything wrong with that:D http://members.aol.com/pollysci/schoolgirl1.gif

Is that Christina Applegate in that pic?

.

BENZ-LGB 05-25-2006 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benzadmiral
. . . took two whole pages before we got serious on this thing.

I dunno, but I'd like to think the way I treat people, including the furry small persons known as animals, will build me some credit Up Yonder.

When my late Maine Coon cat's health began to fail when he was 14, I hung in there with him. I fed him through a stomach tube for a whole summer, then gave him insulin injections for his diabetes for nearly two years more. I was there at the end, when the doctor gave him his final injection (and he turned his head and growled at her). I sprinkled his ashes up in the mountains and paid for a little lucite memorial plaque at the Denver Dumb Friends League.

Most important, I didn't do any of this because I thought it would earn me points in heaven. I did it because he was my friend, and I was responsible for him.

.

Benz, that was a moving story.

I recently listened to Bill Bryson's A Short History of Nearly Everything. In the closing chapter he talks about how mankind has the intelligence and the ability to both preserve animal species or to wipe them all from the face of the earth. It was a very interesting discourse.

The furry creatures in the world would be much better off if there were more people like you.

St. Francis of Asisis would be proud of you.

BENZ-LGB 05-25-2006 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikemover
Reminds me of yet another of my favorite bumper stickers:

"Dog is my co-pilot."

:D

Mike

My dog would make a lousy co-pilot. He refuses to read a map. :eek:


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