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she's running as hot as a whore in heat.
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Her rack damper needs to be replaced.
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She's been reliable and trustworthy. (as compared to second wife)
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.....can I play?
Whenever I give her a handwash, I pay particular attention the the underside.
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I just hate it when she misses
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She doesn't turn on when I stick my key in.
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She won't turn over. Maybe I better jumper.
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I took her to the track and burned up 4 rubbers in one night.
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She was really hot when I first got her, but in the end she cleaned me out.
Oh, I'm sorry. Was this girl friends or exwives?
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