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Originally Posted by Jim B. (Post 1528723)

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK:

Indubitably; Preliminary; Innovative; Proliferation; Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK:

Specificity; British Constitution; Passive-Aggressive Disorder; Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK:

1.) Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

2.) Nope, no more booze for me.

3.) Sorry, but you're really not my type.

4.) Good evening officer isn't it lovely out tonight

5.) Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

6.) Sorry I'm being such a jackass

:drink::drink::drink:

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.

:bowrofl: :drink: :bowrofl: :drink: :bowrofl: :drink:

[quote=R Leo;1314389]FYI, some cows have flesh around their navels that can be confused with a sheath. To be positively sure of the gender, you need go around back and look for the scrotum. Remember, cows have some specialized external plumbing so be sure and get real close to be absolutely certain of his gender.

THE LAST BULL I SAW HAD HUGE HUEVOS AND THERE WAS NO MISTAKE HE WAS A BULL. YOU COULD SEE THEM FROM A MILE AWAY SWAYIN IN THE WIND.

Put that bottle down.

Oh WGAS, nevermind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbfDGMfXimA

I'm tossin' back a Kern's Pear Necter right now.:cool:

Don feel no buzz yet...............:P

Hey, I wondered where this thread had gotten to. Thanks for reviving it. On a holiday weekend, no less.

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Originally Posted by Dee8go (Post 1609771)

Hey, I wondered where this thread had gotten to. Thanks for reviving it. On a holiday weekend, no less.

Party 'till 6:30am? :D

I'm going to deliver a new Infiniiti M45x shortly. It's got Bot's name written all over it.

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Originally Posted by The Swede (Post 1609778)

Party 'till 6:30am? :D

I'm going to deliver a new Infiniiti M45x shortly. It's got Bot's name written all over it.

It sure does, The Swede. I looked at a used one on a lot yesterday that was sweet. It had a color that reminded me of a color I have seen (very rarely) on Benzes. Sort of a burnt red clay. Any idea what the color is called?

I used to have a G20 - nice little car that was a maintenance dream for 160K miles (I bought it at 32K), then developed chronic tranny issues. I had given it to my kid at about 130K as her first car. Remarkably, she was given $2K on a trade for a low mileage Sequoia. So that Infinity gave us it's "all" right up to the end.

This morning I'm going to have a look at that Acura (I mentioned on another thread) but I have to wait for the opiate fog to lift. After that I'm going to look at a 1999 E320 on a Chrysler dealer's lot. Also there's a nearby used imports lot that I might do a drive-by to see if anything leaps out t me, but they're pricey. And there's a low-mileage Pontiac Solstice on yet another lot that caught my eye, too. Ted, what do you think of the modern Dodge Charger?

B

Charger, meh. I don't like the styling at all, one of the ugliest new sedans imho. If you like them, might as well see how they drive. Who knows, they could be a helluva value.

You should search the cars.com and autotrader websites. Do a 10 mile (or whatever) radius search from your zip code. Most dealers list their used inventory, so you should be able to narrow the search qiute a bit.