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Old 01-23-2007, 04:38 PM
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She won't hear you, she's in the kitchen cookin that turkey.....and by the way your awfully cute for a troll....So what are the three questions you ask all the fair young maidens to cross your bridge?
1. Can we have a look at the "goods"

2. Assuming the "goods" are desirable, will she get naughty in bed

3. Assuming the first 2 are positive, does she use birth control

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Old 01-23-2007, 06:35 PM
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That's great! Where did you find that?
I also think it may have come with these two.
The cute T-shirt and a "rich guy"
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Old 01-23-2007, 06:48 PM
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I do agree that just because one is on a diet, doesn't preclude one from looking at the menu......
i don't think of it as being on a diet. plenty is still plenty.

i think of it as choosing not to order anything....but i do enjoy looking.

this theoretical thing about her not knowing won't work with me.

one time when we were first married mrs w went out of town to a convention thing which took her away on friday and saturday nites. i went out to the bars with my bro and ran into a lady that i had always liked but we had never been available at the same time. it was clear that she was available. i thought til there was smoke coming out my ears but did nothing.
when my wife came home she said "so, what did you do saturday night?".....long silence....then she said "my god what did you do?" so then i had to tell her the story. my face gave me away completely.
so ever since that i have never believed that i could ever hide anything from her. and since i wouldn't want to ruin our very special relationship, i have remained....very monogamous.
and happy about the diet.

it is filling and healthy.

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Old 01-23-2007, 07:19 PM
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when my wife came home she said "so, what did you do saturday night?".....long silence....then she said "my god what did you do?" so then i had to tell her the story. my face gave me away completely.
Where did you sleep that night and the next few? Did she give you something to take your mind off the other girl? Were you able to walk the next morning? Inquiring minds want to know.
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Old 01-23-2007, 10:29 PM
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the details are way too racey to relate here.

actually it happened about 30 years ago and all i remember is the part about never being able to pull off an affair.

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Old 01-23-2007, 11:35 PM
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the details are way too racey to relate here.

actually it happened about 30 years ago and all i remember is the part about never being able to pull off an affair.

tom w
If you just went for the sex alone, would it be an affair?
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Old 01-24-2007, 08:10 AM
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I thought most affairs were for sex only...

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Old 01-24-2007, 09:07 AM
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I thought most affairs were for sex only...

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Not always. Some are for finding a better mate and others are for a good romp in the hay.

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