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Botnst 09-22-2007 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Dee8go (Post 1626392)
At least she'll have a pair of nice focal points . . .

Bifocals?

Mistress 09-22-2007 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Botnst (Post 1626382)
^^^ Speaking of that, I was at a local watering hole after work with a couple of friends and we noticed a woman about our age acting-out like a much younger woman. Closer inspection revealed a helluva rack that she was calling a lot of attention to. She was with a few other women and we noticed that they were interested in her boobies, too. We figured she'd just bought a magnificent set of perfect (and large) mammaries and was looking for outside confirmation of their value.

So my mind being kind of warped in a F**ked-up way, I'm thinking long-term, like I do with women who have tramp stamps on their posterior belt line or on their boobs. What will they look like later? I mean tramp stamps sag and discolor and blend into a sort of impressionistic grey blob that slides south. But synthetic boobies are designed for eternal perkiness.

So what is this gonna look like when granny hits her stride at 75 and has the perky-boobies of a 20 yr-old? I think it's going to look very strange. What do you think. Okay, we know what Aklim thinks. What about other folks?

Implants, like tires have to be replaced, skin loses elasticity and sags, so them perky head lamps eventually will have to be re-alinged so to speak.

Botnst 09-22-2007 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Mistress (Post 1626615)
Implants, like tires have to be replaced, skin loses elasticity and sags, so them perky head lamps eventually will have to be re-alinged so to speak.

Soooooo, they'lll like sag due to loss of collagen but have a bulbous and perky distal end, sort of like a pair of chest scrotums (or would that be scrota? It boggles the mind. So to speak.).

Dee8go 09-22-2007 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Botnst (Post 1626465)
Bifocals?

Progressives!

Mistress 09-22-2007 07:55 PM

That's it in a nutshell (pun intended). I wonder what the next fad will be. Funny how television leads people, t.v. shows like The swan, Extreme make Over. Problem is people don't think about the long haul, so to speak- the maintenance, replacement and cost. What costs 8000.00 today for implants will double in ten years or so and the salaries may not accomodate that rise.

Dee8go 09-22-2007 07:58 PM

Think of all the gross-looking tatoos we'll see in a few more years,

The Swede 09-22-2007 08:00 PM

I read that they're coming out with a tattoo ink which allows very easy removal via laser. Not so today, with multiple laser visits, scarring and traces of ink.

Dee8go 09-22-2007 08:01 PM

It could look pretty grim at the beach in a few years.

The Swede 09-22-2007 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Dee8go (Post 1626652)
Think of all the gross-looking tatoos we'll see in a few more years,

Yeah, those tramp stamps will be mighty close to the chocolate tunnel. Blech.:dizzy2:

Dee8go 09-22-2007 08:02 PM

"Blast Gate, Stand Back!"

Botnst 09-22-2007 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Dee8go (Post 1626657)
It could look pretty grim at the beach in a few years.

My eyes!!!!

Mistress 09-23-2007 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by The Swede (Post 1626656)
I read that they're coming out with a tattoo ink which allows very easy removal via laser. Not so today, with multiple laser visits, scarring and traces of ink.

Another method is to place a balloon under the skin and stretch it, then cut off the tattoo, minimal scarring and doesn't hurt like the lazer.

The Swede 09-23-2007 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mistress (Post 1627433)
Another method is to place a balloon under the skin and stretch it, then cut off the tattoo, minimal scarring and doesn't hurt like the lazer.

No thanks. I'll keep mine. :)

Mistress 09-23-2007 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by The Swede (Post 1627434)
No thanks. I'll keep mine. :)

It's probably pretty swell. I have seen some incredible beautiful ones- a lady came into the office with part of the Sixteen Chapel done on her thigh. I hope the genes(pun intended) are good later on...

The Swede 09-23-2007 08:36 PM

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It's probably pretty swell. I have seen some incredible beautiful ones- a lady came into the office with part of the Sixteen Chapel done on her thigh. I hope the genes(pun intended) are good later on...

It's on my L forearm, so the only issue is sun fading. I'd like to do both arms, complete. That would destroy domestic tranquility however.


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